Handbook

Where did it say that children can only be violently ill between the hours of 12 - 2am?

Foxholes

There be powerful magic deep down in them trenches - enough to change a man. I just wonder if that change is sustainable...

Warning!

The city spent big bucks to install one of those weather alert systems that blares an alarm every time a weatherman says the word 'tornado'. It also plays a voice recording, however the acoustics of our neighborhood being what it is, it can be rather hard to understand. I swear to you, last night after the alarm the system announced "Now batting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota... Mota... Mota" which was enough to send my family to the basement.