The flood of news from Russia such as their new anti-gay legislation, the seizing of Konstantin Altunin art depicting Putin in lingerie, and the denial of poor Selena Gomez' tour because she spoke poorly about Russia's stance on gays can only lead one to this inescapable conclusion:
Vladimir Putin is gay.
But, really, who's surprised? Anyone who goes out of there way to be topless all the time and flaunt those pecs would kind of make you wonder, wouldn't it? I'm just sorry that Russia beat us to the punch by electing the first gay president! I think the world would be a better place if Putin just owned his homosexuality and came out of the closet - in an a-line skirt and a nice pair of pumps that showed off his gams.
